Personal
log of Colin Flannigan 05/02/2218
Why did I decide to make MISSIE a
woman? My understand of women is
probably on par with my understanding of 20th century internal
combustion engines. That is to say, I
know nothing. The problem is not that
the system doesn’t act like a women, it’s that is does act like a woman, and
trying to troubleshoot a malfunctioning woman… I can think of at least 5,000
things I would rather spend my time doing.
I seriously considered consulting with my sister, but I’d rather expose
my privates to the vacuum of space.
MISSIE has been withholding
information. I don’t know why, or even
what specifically about the programming would cause the problem. The problem
is that I can’t reproduce the problem 100% of the time so I’ve never
been able to nail it down. I think
everyone so far is okay with my “user error” explanation. The problem is I’m not completely sure it is
user error. I just don’t know. I’ve somehow managed to create the most
complex operating system the world has ever seen, and it’s being temperamental
and petulant. I need a virtual time out.
Colin Flannigan 05/02/2218
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